JEWISH SINGLES MEETING PLACE

E-VERSION

Saturday, March 6, 8:00 p.m. – NOTHING!

“Whadda ya wanna do tonight?”

“I dunno, Angie. What do you wanna do?”

Marty (1955)

Ya got nothin’ to do? Well, don’t do nothin’ alone. Come join us and we’ll all do nothin’ together! Oh, we’ll have some snacks and munchies and something to drink, but no games, no agenda, no nothin’. Just come, schmooze, relax, meet people and get to know that someone you’ve always wanted to get to know. All goin’ on in our Reseda lounge. Cost is $5.

Please let us know you’re coming by calling Jordan on the events hotline, (818) 750-0095, or e-mail jdpistol@aol.com

It could work!

Saturday, March 13, 7:00 p.m. – ST. PATRICKS DAY PARTY

I will arise and go now, and go to Innisfree

And a small cabin build there, of clay and wattles made

--William Butler Yeates

Faith an’ if it isn’t a wee bit early, but we can’t let a Saturday night go to waste, so prepare yourself for the werain’ o’ the green, come out to our small Chatsworth cabin, of clay and wattles made, and party with us in the best Jewish-Irish tradition. No green bagels for us, but authentic Irish corned beef and cabbage, Irish soda bread and perhaps a “wee drop of the creature”! Enough Irish music and songs to be sung that you’ll want to run right out and give an Englishman the shilleghleigh shellacking he deserves! And climaxed with a toast to Robert Briscoe! The cost of the grand evening is only $15, so you can leave your pot o’ gold at home tonight.

Reservations are needed, so call Julie on the events hotline, (818) 750-0095, or email jking917@aol.com And ignore those blue and white wee people. They’re not Jewish leprechauns. They’re smurfs!

Down the British! Up the rebels!

Saturday, March 27, 7:00 p.m. – LAST CALL FOR CHAMETZ

“I told my boss I needed a raise because there’s no bread in my house.”

“You’re that bad off?”

“Nah, it’s Passover.”

Passover is just around the corner and you know what that means! This is our last chance to get in some chametz before it’s too late, and nothing says “chametz” like PIZZA! So join us at Fratelli’s Pizza in North Hills for a chametz fest that will make you beg for matzah! Make your reservation with Kathy on the events hotline, (818) 750-0095., or E-mail Stan at jsmp@pacbell..net  Our standard group pricing policy will be in effect – you eat it, you pay for it

Since we don’t use leavening during Passover because it makes things rise, is that little blue pill Kosher for Passover?.